TIL: ironic diminutives!

-ón, Spanish: usually embiggens, but in a few cases, indicates small size of or a lack of something (such as an ironic augmentative)
‎pelo + ‎-ón → ‎pelón (“with little or no hair”)
‎rabo + ‎-ón → ‎rabón (“with little or no tail”)
‎rata (“rat”) + ‎-ón → ‎ratón (“mouse”)

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